Who Was The Genius That Designed This?

Kinja'd!!! "Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222)
02/07/2015 at 01:50 • Filed to: None

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Because I wanna smack em upside the head

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Can anyone guess the vehicle?


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Kinja'd!!! TA4K > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/07/2015 at 01:52

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BMW.. something. I have seen that in an X5M before.


Kinja'd!!! not for canada - australian in disguise > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/07/2015 at 01:53

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BMW X5/X6?


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > not for canada - australian in disguise
02/07/2015 at 01:53

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Ya x5


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > TA4K
02/07/2015 at 01:53

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X5


Kinja'd!!! TA4K > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/07/2015 at 01:54

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What do I win?


Kinja'd!!! TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/07/2015 at 02:00

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The one thing right are the directions for manual shifting. Everything else I don't understand.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > TA4K
02/07/2015 at 02:00

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You win a car with a idiotically designed shifter. No not really, that one belongs to a friends dad


Kinja'd!!! m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/07/2015 at 02:01

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I'll never forget having to repeatedly demonstrate to my mother how to use one of those in a rental X5.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
02/07/2015 at 02:04

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Neither did I. I ended up texting a few people for instructions. But before heard back I figured it out. It's so dumb


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/07/2015 at 02:06

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cant be as bad as

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Kinja'd!!! Rico > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/07/2015 at 02:13

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What do you have to do? I've never used one, do you squeeze the button on the left then shift left then down for Drive?

And the chipped button on top is Park but you have to squeeze the button and put it in P first?


Kinja'd!!! Rico > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO
02/07/2015 at 02:16

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Rental X5?

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Kinja'd!!!  V8 Rustler > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/07/2015 at 02:18

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I like it. It may be confusing at first, but it is actually very simple and elegant to use.


Kinja'd!!! NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/07/2015 at 02:40

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Another place (and there are more than a few) where BMW changed something just so they could, not because it was honestly demonstrably better. Disappointing.


Kinja'd!!! OkCars- 22k Crossroads > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/07/2015 at 04:37

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Its not THAT bad. Look at these arm rests, i owned one like that, and its impossible to engage 2nd 4th and reverse, with the arm rest down.

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Kinja'd!!! Tareim - V8 powered > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/07/2015 at 06:52

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at least they got the manual/sequential layout the right way


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/07/2015 at 08:40

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What? I think it's pretty intuitive and easy to use. That being said, I haven't driven many autotragics in my life.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/07/2015 at 08:57

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I would like to add this little button to the bitch fest. Thank you for listening.


Kinja'd!!! Nibbles > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/07/2015 at 09:20

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This is why Dodge's rotary shifter is the next paradigm shift in automatic shifting shifters


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/07/2015 at 09:28

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Does a family member of yours have an x5? Did you parents recently buy it?


Kinja'd!!! Alex B >  V8 Rustler
02/07/2015 at 09:29

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I agree.


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/07/2015 at 11:12

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All I see is TOO MUCH DIRT


Kinja'd!!! m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > Rico
02/07/2015 at 11:37

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my mother enjoys going to the avis counter at our local airport the night before a trip, and negotiates for a rental. She has managed to get: 3 BMW X5's, an X3, a 328i, Volvo XC60, Chevy Tahoe LTZ, Loaded Ford Expedition, and many more all for the price of a compact.


Kinja'd!!! Rico > m-b-w loves his SUBAROO
02/07/2015 at 11:43

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Whoa that's pretty awesome. I don't know what it is but moms just have this inate ability to haggle and get exactly what they want.


Kinja'd!!! m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > Rico
02/07/2015 at 11:49

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Exactly, we always go, and walk through the Avis lot, and pick out exactly which car we want to rent, then we go in, and she spends 30 or so minutes negotiating, until she is at a price that she finds reasonable.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Alex B
02/07/2015 at 13:54

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It belongs to a friend's dad. I was helping her move so I got to drive it for about 5 minutes


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/07/2015 at 13:59

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Holy hell I had never seen a BMW shifter so beat to crap.


Kinja'd!!! NJAnon > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/07/2015 at 17:47

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Well BMW's wackiness doesn't stop at that shifter Denver (can that be called a shifter?). Go and check out how to prepare one of their M5's for acceleration testing....

It would be easier to learn chess and go to a tournament and win it!


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/07/2015 at 20:30

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Those are stupid. Is that one of the ones where you have to push it forward to go forward (drive) and backward for reverse? And no actual park, just a parking brake?


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > AMGtech - now with more recalls!
02/07/2015 at 21:18

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yup, thats the one